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The first release to try and "re-imagine" Messiah for a new generation (never mind that none of the previous generations needed their Messiah's
'souped-up'), this heavily synthesized version was again watered down
for the masses by desperate promoters of Christian Pop trying to tap
into the youth market. So you have wispy pop singers singing
fairly faithful renditions of Messiah's
arias, (eliminating, of course, all of those tricky melismas), and a
Baptist Choir vainly trying to sound hip over the tinny drum tracks and
cheap synthesizers. What's that? You want to hear "Every
Valley Shall Be Exalted" to be done in a rinky-tinky hip-hop rhythm?
No problem! You want cheesy spoken interludes taking the
place of actual arias? Gotcha! You need the difficult
melismas dumbed-down for the hapless choir? Check. It all
sounds so cheap, so mindless, so soulless, that it boggles the mind
that collector's copies of this disaster are going for upwards of a
hundred dollars. Young Messiah
is an insult to Handel, to art, to Christianity, and to all artists who
daily strive to reach higher than their own navel to create beautiful
music. Feel free to napalm any copy you find. You'll be doing
humanity a favor.
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